{"id":2873,"date":"2017-02-15T07:03:40","date_gmt":"2017-02-15T00:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ksap.org\/sap\/?p=2873"},"modified":"2017-01-30T09:26:56","modified_gmt":"2017-01-30T02:26:56","slug":"pada-suatu-jakarta-fair-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ksap.org\/sap\/pada-suatu-jakarta-fair-2\/","title":{"rendered":"PADA SUATU JAKARTA FAIR 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ksap.org\/sap\/?attachment_id=2874\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2874\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2874 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ksap.org\/sap\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/feb2-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ksap.org\/sap\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/feb2-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.ksap.org\/sap\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/feb2.jpg 375w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a>Rombongan negara meninjau peragaan peras susu sapi, dan menteri pertanian mencoba memeras susu sapi. Hasilnya luar biasa, berlimpah susu berhasil dipanen. Wartawan sibuk mengabadikan sapi dan menteri yang tertawa bahagia. Menteri perindustrian tak mau kalah, ia mohon izin mencoba memeras seekor sapi disebelah menteri pertanian, dan gagal. Tak ada setetes susupun yang berhasil diperas. Wartawan mewawancarai pemilik stand peragaan tersebut dan inilah jawabnya; Sapi pertama bernama Selebrity, ia senang dipegang pria asing yang tak dikenal. Sapi kedua bernama Putri Malu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rombongan negara meninjau peragaan peras susu sapi, dan menteri pertanian mencoba memeras susu sapi. Hasilnya luar biasa, berlimpah susu berhasil dipanen. Wartawan sibuk mengabadikan sapi dan menteri yang tertawa bahagia. Menteri perindustrian tak mau kalah, ia mohon izin mencoba memeras seekor sapi disebelah menteri pertanian, dan gagal. Tak ada setetes susupun yang berhasil diperas. Wartawan [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2873","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-humor","7":"czr-hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ksap.org\/sap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ksap.org\/sap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ksap.org\/sap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ksap.org\/sap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ksap.org\/sap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2873"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ksap.org\/sap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2875,"href":"https:\/\/www.ksap.org\/sap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2873\/revisions\/2875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ksap.org\/sap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ksap.org\/sap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ksap.org\/sap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}